heyfunniest:

What the fuck is that?

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mom: are you ready for school?
me: meeki funtoogi garsha hee queega
mom: no more sims for you

:(

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THIS JUST IN! NEWSFLASH:

liberian—girl:

oxfordcommaforever:

Michael Jackson is merely O.K.

Billy Jean, Smooth Criminal, and Beat it are alright. And almost nothing makes a fun Halloween party like Thriller, but other then that, meh.

I repeat: meh.

Sincerely, 
someone who has never actually listened to anything other than these four songs. 

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bottlethestars:

#the obama’s are basically just those cool dorky neighbors that live next door to you #only in charge of an entire country

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Sounds like Drake.

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